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[agnominal]

He kissed someone.

[unrecovered]

you mean he kissed you

was he drunk

[agnominal]

Of course he was.

[unrecovered]

he kisses a lot of people sober too

i wasnt kidding about needing context

[agnominal]

He and Azucar returned inebriated. They then for reasons I cannot understand decided that I needed dancing lessons.

Clearly, I misunderstood what said lessons would consist of.

[unrecovered]

okay well what exactly did they consist of

did she kiss you too or was it just him

details

[agnominal]

Hip movement. A key element, apparently. Taylor kept reaching from behind to correct my stance.

Yes. She did.

[unrecovered]

ass grabbing and kissing?

pretty sure they were asking for a threesome

which i hope you didnt do because you cant consent while youre drunk

[agnominal]

Of course not.

[unrecovered]

good

serious question

are you interested?

[agnominal]

Relationships are a distraction. You know this.

[unrecovered]

gj not answering the question

do you want to try the bonus round

[agnominal]

I want to know what would be necessary, should this occur again.

I realize Azucar is not within your realm of experience, but I am certain Taylor would be. This situation does not seem unfamiliar to you.

[unrecovered]

okay but heres the thing

i need to know what you want before i give you any advice

because 'throw him over your shoulder and haul him back to your place' doesnt work if you dont want it

so

are you interested

[agnominal]

He just returned from a date with Azucar. In case you'd forgotten.

[unrecovered]

for FUCKS SAKE do you want my help or not

[unrecovered]

also

i dont know is a VALID FUCKING ANSWER

youre ALLOWED to not have shit figured out

youre NOT allowed to ask me for help and give me the fucking runaround

[agnominal]

Fine.

I don't know.

[unrecovered]

FINALLY

okay so now you need to tell him that

probably azucar too

'the kiss was fine but im still figuring things out please dont do that again'

or however you want to put it

idk what azucar will do but york will respect that and probably try to make sure she respects it too

[unrecovered]

also he told me about 80 times that the date was a friend thing and he tends not to lie about that shit

namely because he cant lie

so theres that

[agnominal]

He mentioned something to that effect. Not wanting to do anything if I was unwilling.

[unrecovered]

there you go

go tell him you dont have things figured out yet

hell understand

let me know how it goes

[agnominal]

...

Very well.