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[Deep. Frustrated. Sigh.]

You know my room is trapped. Everyone knows my room is trapped. You helped set up one of the traps. What the fuck, York.

[Another sigh, and then:] The paint is water soluble.

[goddamngrenades]

Look I was nudging my luck in one way and got bit back in another, okay? I didn't wanna sneak in while you were here because wow, insensitive and weird, and used up my luck. That's how this shit works.

[ In trying to be a good bro, he done fucked up. In other news: water is wet. ]

Okay good. I'll clean shit up here. Where are you, by the way?

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And you didn't bother knocking or calling me. You know, like a normal person.

Get out of my fucking room, York. I'll take care of it. I need to reset the trap anyway. [No ire, just tired. Why do you do this to him.]

[goddamngrenades]

Cuz you're being quiet and I figured you'd either not answer cuz you wanted to be alone or not answer because I'm a reminder of something that freaks you out right now. Fifty fifty on that. Dude, I'm here, I'll clean it up. It's just on the floor anyway. And.

Well.

Me.

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[Somehow, Wash keeps forgetting that the people closest to him know how to read him. So much for subtlety.]

And here I am, answering anyway.

[goddamngrenades]

Yeah, you continue to surprise me with both your deflection and your maturity. [ No sarcasm here, just honest commentary. ] It's almost like you've grown as a person since I've known you or something, goddamn.

[ okay maybe a little sarcasm. ]

So yeah. Quiet. I figured a fruit basket and some treats for DC was in order- pretty sure Everything I tracked down was earth sourced. Ish. The weird ones I marked accordingly ,eat at your discretion.

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It's almost like it's been a decade since the last time we saw each other. [Yep, definitely a little sarcasm. At least it's not biting.]

Please tell me you didn't get paint on the fruit.

[goddamngrenades]

Nope, fruit is paint free. As is your floor, now.

[ Success! ]

You wanna meet for lunch or something after I clean up- or would seeing me covered in green paint make the world a little more hilarious for you?

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The question is, do you want the whole galaxy to see you in green paint? Because if you leave my room like that, at least one person is going to post a picture on the anon meme.

[goddamngrenades]

I sacrifice my dignity at the altar of friendship. Seriously, if it'll give you a laugh? I've had worse shit posted online before.

[unrecovered]

[There's a joke here along the lines of I know; I watched your Legionnaire Legacy, but...too close to home right now. Plus, he's not cruel enough to give the fans even more ammunition after that.]

Clean up and meet me in the mess hall. Lunch sounds good.

[goddamngrenades]

Got ya.

[ On a whim he snaps a quick selfie and leaves the file on a flash drive tucked in with the fruit. Wash may as well see him all green before he cleans up. ]